I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.
If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.
If you get this for an artist, you will be broke for approximately 20 years.
I can not wait until I get one of these babies… I don’t care how long it takes to save up for it, I’m gonna do it..
I remember on my 18th birthday not being excited for the actual day as it meant the the joys of adulthood were soon to come, but very much looking forward to dinner that night. At the time I only had a singular friend that I would walk around the school with all morning and occasionally during lunch. We also sat together in the only class we shared bitching about the teacher and just chatting. But… I remember how important the little we hung out together was to me. That year was terrible: one friend transferred out, one friend just completely ignored me, my already not so great grades took a horrible nose dive, and that was the first year I had a really terrible depressive cycle, etc.
Anyways, so I had this one friend and I had never really had a party before and didn’t have enough friends for that even if I wanted to have one, so I just decided I was invite him to dinner. Generally on birthdays we either have a cook out or go to a nice restaurant, and this year it was the latter. And I figured that being a fairly important birthday in most eyes, I might as well take advantage of it and enjoy it the best I could. So, I invited my friend to join us for dinner and was happy he said he’d come, though he might bring along a friend which I said was fine. I was so nervous that he’d say no, and especially that he’d say no and probably read a lot into it when it was just simply that I wanted to hang out with my only friend outside of school just one time.
Needless to say I waited an hour and he didn’t show up.
And didn’t even give an explanation the next day either. Though, to be honest, I never expected him to do either. Actually, I pretty much figured that was going to happen, but I had at least hoped for a call or text saying he couldn’t make it.
Normally I’d say “I have no idea why I suddenly am remembering this”, but that would be a lie. It’s stupid to think of something so minor that happened years ago… yet I can’t help it. I really hate it when things like this, or that first and last meeting with the psychiatrist that said I was worthless and faking everything, or fights, or… just negative memories in general surface and don’t seem to want to go away.
he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"
horf horf horf
Tomorrow… I turn 20.
Two decades of nothing.
I don’t even have the heart to try and kill myself this year either. That’s how…
…I don’t know. Defeated I am perhaps.
Or resigned to simply being a worthless failure at everything
The Hemsworth brothers, Tom Hanks, and Meryl Streep star in a 1:00 “Charlie Bit My Finger” spoof
I can’t believe this exists.
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
yes hello i am here to learn geometries
That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL.
THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM
Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.
Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)
Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.
Crows are definitely smarter than humans
An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.
THIS IS SO CRAZY